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Disorient presents: GLAMTECH
2019-04-06 22:00 (America/New_York)
Glamtech has returned to a world much different than the one it left.
As we prepare to venture outside for the first time in years, we sort through plastic bags, metal scraps, and discarded LCD panels, hoping to stumble upon something orange or pink to fashion into an approximation of the kind of clothes we used to wear to parties, back before the great TRASHFYRE changed everything.
As we sew our circuit boards together with tarnished copper wire and fashion high heels from torn sneakers and old batteries, something builds…and we head out into the night looking derelict but daring—like glamorous garbage.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/disorient-presents-glamtech-tickets-56166913751

The Juice Comedy Show
2019-04-06 19:30 - 22:00
A stand up comedy show hosted by Conner O’Malley & Carmen Christopher. Featuring DJ John Swan.
With Mary Beth Barone, Saurin Choksi, Alex English, Molly Austin and Jack Bensinger.
$10 • 7:30: doors • show: 8pm
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SOUL IN THE HORN
2019-04-05 22:00, 2019-03-22 22:00, 2019-03-15 22:00
THIS NYC-BASED DANCE PARTY, SOCIAL GATHERING, AND MUSIC SHOWCASE AIMS TO BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN ALL MUSIC AND CULTURE WITH EVENTS FEATURING HORN-INFUSED SOUNDS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE AND SETS PLAYED BY WORLD-RENOWNED DJS AND TODAY’S MOST INNOVATIVE MUSICIANS.

SHARKS LIVE WITH SLOW RICHES + DJ DYLLEMMA
2019-04-04 18:00 - 22:00
DJ Dyllemma • Slow Riches • SHARKS
Doors: 6PM Show: 7PM

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Glenn Crytzer Orchestra
2019-04-03 18:30
Join the award-winning Glenn Crytzer Orchestra for music from the 1920s, 1930s, and 1940s at the Chelsea Music Hall.
Watch the dancers’ happy feet fly while our 16 piece orchestra plays the music of Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Artie Shaw, and Glenn Miller so authentically that, if you have just the right number of cocktails, you might be convinced that you’ve ACTUALLY traveled through time!
Doors open at 6:30, band plays at 7:30. Come early to enjoy a pre-show drink with Glenn!
Tickets are $20 at the door.
Online tickets are $17. There is an extra $2 discount if you buy your tickets more than 1 week in advance of the show!
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FUNKBOX NYC
2019-03-31 22:00, 2019-03-24 22:00, 2019-03-17 22:00, 2019-03-10 22:00
EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT! COME GET YOUR DANCE ON WITH RESIDENT DJ TONY TOUCH AND MANY MORE SPECIAL GUEST DJ’S!

MO FIYAH: Bashment Party
2019-03-30 23:30
EPIC LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT
PRESENTS
MOFIYAH BASHMENT PARTY
DANCEHALL, SOCA, REGGAE & AFROBEATS
MAYA | RAGE
DRESSCODE: DRESS TO IMPRESS. GENTLEMEN NO BASEBALL CAPS, JERSEYS, TIMBS, HOODIES, TANK TOPS, WHITE TEES, SWEAT PANTS OR JOGGING SUITS ALLOWED. BLACK SNEAKERS ARE ALLOWED
21 & Over. ID is Required.
CHELSEA MUSIC HALL
407 WEST 15TH ST. NEW YORK, NY 10011
FOR MORE INFO AND BOTTLE SERVICE TEXT 718.926.3020

The Juice Comedy Show
2019-03-30 19:30 - 22:00
The Juice!
Hosted by Conner O’Malley and Dan Licata
(filling in for Carmen Christopher)
Featuring DJ John Swan
This week’s line up:
Janeane Garofalo • Martin Urbano • Ike Ufomadu • Andrew Tisher • Rachel Kaly
Doors: 7:30pm Show: 8-10pm
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SOUL IN THE HORN • FREE
2019-03-29 22:00

UpDating
2019-03-29 19:00 - 22:00
UpDating: a first blind date in front of a live audience. Through the lens of society’s current rewriting of what it actually means to go on a first date, two single New Yorkers are opening up their first date for YOU, the audience, to join the action, ask questions, and interact every step of the way. No strings or rules attached 😉

With the “DM Zone” for live audience interaction, the famed “Halftime Report” twist during the date, a concluding “vote” on a second date, and party afterwards, fasten your seatbelts for the kind of night that Instagram wouldn’t even do justice for.
Hosted by Brandon Berman. Produced by Harrison Forman.
UpDating is on Fridays. Doors open at 8pm; Show starts at 9pm.
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All Brown Everything
2019-03-28 20:00 - 23:00
ALL BROWN EVERYTHING is a monthly experience celebrating music, art, and dance. We are the new home for all cutting edge diaspora culture.
DJ Sharad’s 44 Management Group has teamed up with Brown Girl Magazine to bring the South Asian comm(unity) together on the last Thursday of every month to celebrate music, arts, and dance.

Private Event
2019-03-27 15:00 - 21:00, 2019-03-26 14:00 - 19:00
Closed for private event.
Books yours today: info@chelseamusichall.com

Haus Party
2019-03-25 19:30
Join party mammals, Zach Teague & Drew Lausch, for their monthly nightclub inspired comedy show, Häus Party. There will be comedy, drag, magic and most importantly…fun. It’s a Monday night but, don’t be boring! Dance party to follow.

Lineup: Tessa Skara • Sydnee Washington • Joe Castle Baker • Carly Ann Filbin • Alex Boyce • Izzy Uncut • DJ @rlosCharlie

Doors: 7:30PM Show: 8:00PM
Tickets: $10 advance | $15 doors

LABoratory
2019-03-23 22:30
Welcome to our LABoratory of sound!
We’re taking Laboratory to a whole new level: underground… Experience NYC’s Newest Underground Music Venue, Chelsea Hall, located right below Chelsea Market. Get ready to feel the power of VOID, the world’s best sound system, alongside state-of-the-art kinetic lighting, and the most pulsating music New York City has to offer!
Infectious beats by DJ CINDEL (NYC).
Presented by Jake Resnicow & Alan Picus.
Tickets: HTTPS://WWW.SHOWCLIX.COM/EVENT/LABNY

The Juice Comedy Show
2019-03-23 19:30 - 22:00
A stand up comedy show hosted by Conner O’Malley and Annie The Queen Donley (filling in for our boy overseas Carmen Christopher). Featuring DJ John Swan.
This week’s line up includes Emmy Blotnick, Daniel Simonsen, Karolena Theresa, Stavros Halkias and Sandy Honig!!!

UpDating
2019-03-22 19:00 - 22:00, 2019-03-15 19:00 - 22:00
What is UpDating?

Any first date in New York City is more than two (or four) casual drinks at the local dimly lit cocktail bar. In essence, it can be the most common, fascinating, and exhilarating experience in modern romance. A veritable smorgasbord of blooming anticipation and love; the experience EVERYONE can relate to. Whether you are making-out waiting for the Uber, texting your friend from the bathroom about your date’s choice of beer (this time, Guinness) or that get-up, or most often, pining for that kinda-sorta-maybe spark, a second date is the goal.
In this special occasion and one that has always merited a closer look, or better yet, a chance to view someone else’s date from the sidelines.
Flash to UpDating: a first blind date in front of a live audience. Through the lens of society’s current rewriting of what it actually means to go on a first date, two single New Yorkers are opening up their first date for YOU, the audience, to join the action, ask questions, and interact every step of the way. No strings or rules attached 😉
With the “DM Zone” for live audience interaction, the famed “Halftime Report” twist during the date, a concluding “vote” on a second date, and party afterwards, fasten your seatbelts for the kind of night that Instagram wouldn’t even do justice for.
Hosted by Brandon Berman. Produced by Harrison Forman.
UpDating is on Fridays. Doors open at 8pm; Show starts at 9pm.
Tix: https://www.updatingshow.com/tickets

Glenn Crytzer Orchestra
2019-03-20 18:30
Join the award-winning Glenn Crytzer Orchestra for music from the 1920s, 1930s, and 1940s at the Chelsea Music Hall.
Watch the dancers’ happy feet fly while our 16 piece orchestra plays the music of Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Artie Shaw, and Glenn Miller so authentically that, if you have just the right number of cocktails, you might be convinced that you’ve ACTUALLY traveled through time!
Doors open at 6:30, band plays at 7:30. Come early to enjoy a pre-show drink with Glenn!
Tickets are $20 at the door.
Online tickets are $17. There is an extra $2 discount if you buy your tickets more than 1 week in advance of the show!
www.glenncrytzer.com/tickets

Concert Pass Presents: A New Monthly Artistic Experience
2019-03-19 20:00
CONCERTPASS
INVITES YOU …
TO A NEW TYPE OF ARTISTIC EXPERIENCE
NOSTALGIC FOR THE DAYS WHEN CHELSEA WAS A CREATIVE MECCA AND FULL OF INSPIRATION, CONCERTPASS BRINGS YOU A NEW MONTHLY ARTISTIC EXPERIENCE WITH LIVE MUSIC, LIVE ART, REAL INFLUENCE AND NO RETENTIOUSNESS.
RSVP: bit.ly/cpass319

Bird Brain Comedy Show
2019-03-18 19:30 - 23:00
One night a month, Bird Brain Comedy gives audiences an expertly curated lineup that features the very best stand ups, storytellers, and sketch performers. Each show is an eclectic mix of both established comics and up-and coming talent, plus you never know who might stop by. Our host, Alzo Slade (HBO/VH1) sets the vibe while Hot 97’s DJ Michael Medium setting keeps the party going before, during and after the show.
This month’s show features:
Michelle Buteau (First Wives Club, 2 Dope Queens, Late Night Whenever)
Yannis Pappis (Comedy Central, History Heyenas)
Christi Chiello (Comedy Central)
Fumi Abe (MTV Decoded, Vulture)
Stuckey & Murray
Tix: https://bit.ly/2Uy3ASY

Skate Patrick's Day
2019-03-17 16:30 - 21:00
Join the Roller Wave crew for a “Skate Patrick’s Day’ celebration. Roller Wave is your modern twist on the classic roller disco concept of the 70’s & 80’s. We encourage people to dress up in green costumes for St. Paddy’s Day, it’s not required but it does make for a good time!
FIRST 50 through the door get a ticket for our special S-P-Dday cocktail.
Roller Wave will consist of roller skating, dancing, drinking and all the other fun things that result from such a unique experience. World renowned DJ’s are set to play your favorite tunes as attendees lose themselves on the dance floor. So, grab your skates (or rent them night of) and come join us for a truly unforgettable pop up event! Rental skates are first-come, first-served, so don’t roll in late.

YOLO Saturdays
2019-03-16 23:00
RICHSTAR – YAMIL X – LOUIE G PRESENT
NYC YOLO
ST. PATRICKS DAY WEEKEND
SATURDAY 03.16.19
HOOKAHS | EXOTIC DANCERS | BOTTLE SPECIALS
SPINNING THE HOTTEST WORLD – HIP HOP – R&B – REGGAE – SOCA – LATIN
TOP 40 – REGGAETON – DANCEHALL & MORE
CELEBRATING @MIZZYDELEON’S BIRTHDAY
FREE • RSVP: NYCyolo.com

The Originals
2019-03-14 22:00
The Originals are back!
ONCE AGAIN ….THE ORIGINALS CONTINUE TO SERVE YOU THE BEST THROW-DOWN IN NYC… RICH MEDINA, D-NICE, TONY TOUCH, CLARK KENT AND STRETCH ARMSTRONG ALL TOGETHER FOR A NIGHT OF CLASSIC HIP HOP, FUNK, SOUL AND THEN SOME.. GET THEM TICKETS EARLY AS ALWAYS RECOMMENDED
Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-originals-march-14-tickets-57759060906

FERVO Carnaval Party
2019-03-09 22:30
🔥FERVO Carnaval Party it’s here!
Come thirsty for Caipirinhas and ready to the best Brazilian Carnaval party!
Brazilian Brothers Band
Ronaldo e friends da Turma Do Samba
Dj Alex Carioca
Samba Dancers
Leblon Caipirinhas
Glitter, Masks, Hats and surprises
Dressing up is encouraged! (Very encouraged)
Saturday, March 9 – 2019
Limited tickets on Eventbrite
For table reservations: fervopartynyc@gmail.com
